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My History with Gizmo Wristwatches

The Casio C 80 calculator watch. It's a nerd thang, you got to understand!

When I was in college back in the middle Eighties, I had a Casio calculator watch. This was the expensive apotheosis of nerdery back then. In the Eighties Japan was kicking everyone's ass in consumer electronics. At the time microchips had become so cheap that towards the end of the decade, they were giving away cheap watches in cereal boxes. Smart people in the wristwatch industry--that is to say, nobody in Switzerland or the US--realized that the only way to keep the prices up was to jam more functions in the box, thus the Casio C 80 calculator watch. Walking around with this thing strapped to my wrist made me feel like Mr. Spock or Dr. Who.

Anyway, fast forward to the beginning of the Twenty-first Century.

My Xonix wristwatch, which served me very well for more than four years partially broke several months ago. Actually it would have served even longer. It's just that I broke the stem for the analog watch when trying to replace its battery. I now have no way of setting the watch but, everything else still works--the digital recorder, the thumb drive, the ear buds, everything. In our diminished expectations of product quality in these modern times, I consider that pretty good endurance. But if the analog watch doesn't work, I just can't stand to wear it on my wrist. I'm keeping it as spare parts for a friend's Xonix watch of the same model.

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Posted by Pace Arko at 3:51 PM on February 23, 2008

Hm, it's been a while since I've said anything

So I haven't wrote anything here for all of January and most of December. Actually I've been writing up tentative entries on the bus to and from work but nothing has jelled up into a good article to post here.

It's the digital equivalent of the horror of the blank page that all authors must face at some point. Sometimes something comes, sometimes it seems like it's all been said and said by people smarter than you.

One of the ways I think I can get around this problem is to talk about my hobbies. I have a game session coming up and that will give me a write up then. My gaming pals love my summaries of game sessions. But I could broaden this by talking about table-top role-playing games in general. (Sigh. I remember when just saying role-playing games was sufficient. But software has changed all this now.):

Anyway, maybe some other subjects will come to me. I've been thinking about ways to force people to use encrypted mail and whether I want to sign up for EVDO service for example. Something will come.

Posted by Pace Arko at 4:06 PM on February 8, 2008

Got the curry? Not to worry!

Yeah, I've ranted about this before. I think it bears repeating.

What is Thanksgiving for? Really?

If it's supposed to celebrate national identity, we've already got a zillion holidays for that, Veteran's Day and Independence Day for starts--and some that some of you out there wouldn't consider as days of national pride like MLK Day and Labor Day.

Is it really for gratitude?

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Posted by Pace Arko at 12:57 AM on November 21, 2007 | Comments (2)

Now this is really neat!

Some guy went and built himself a giant robot suit to cruise around in! I mean, think of the legions and legions of ten year olds and former ten year olds who've always wanted to do something like this! What kid hasn't dreamed up building something so terrifying that they'd have to call in the air forces to stop it! Calvin would be proud.

Posted by Pace Arko at 6:15 AM on August 2, 2006

I browse, I link, I'm back.

Posted by Pace Arko at 5:00 AM on July 12, 2006

Louisiana 1927

I suppose I should say something about what has been happening on the Gulf Coast these last 7 days. A Randy Newman song, which this post is titled after, has been surfacing in my head over and over again these last few days. I don't know what else to say. The whole thing is FUBAR and SNAFU. Relief has finally arrived after days of delay and now justified anger is setting in. Heads are going to roll for sure on this one. In Gulf Coast states, in the cities of those states and especially in the District of Columbia, heads are going to roll. They had computer simulations and studies for years that something like this would eventually happen and instead they slashed budgets and did nothing. Heads are going to roll. Shame on us.

Posted by Pace Arko at 6:01 AM on September 4, 2005

In case we forget

Today is the sixtieth anniversary of the use of nuclear weapons on Japan in World War II. Rather than go into the justification or lack of justification for those events, I'd rather point to the fact that there are still about 20,000 of these weapons in the world today. And just remind us how horrifying these weapons are, Eric Meyer has built a tool that maps the effects of a one megatonne ground detonation over Seattle.

Posted by Pace Arko at 4:15 PM on August 5, 2005

PKD's doppleganger

I got some mail from a fellow named Don who has a site of his own that he thought I'd be interested in. It looks like it's just starting out so, I don't know where it will go but, so far it seems to be a slightly squeemish take on transhumanism. I think Don's a little disturbed by all this stuff he's reading and seeing about various technological advances. And well he should be. It means he's paying attention.

One of the stories Don wrote that stuck in my mind was his reaction to a Phillip K. Dick android he saw at a convention in Chicago. (As is well known to his fans, Phillip K. Dick's stuff dwelt, almost pathologically, on the nature of reality and on artificial life. I myself have read Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep and Second Variety.) My reading of Don's reaction was that he had mixed feelings about it. Ironically Don's reaction might have been very like the reaction Dick himself would have had, were he alive, disturbed yet utterly fascinated at the same time.

Posted by Pace Arko at 11:29 PM on July 11, 2005

A wide ranging set of links

Posted by Pace Arko at 10:24 PM on June 3, 2004

New Year's Cleaning

After spending a few hundred dollars on a used laptop (Of the same model as my old one with a cracked screen and which now stands to be cannibalized for parts.), a roomy drive and an 802.11 (b+g) transceiver, I know have a new office to work in. Just spent the last few days transferring my data and installers and optimizing my settings. The first thing I noticed is how quiet everything is. My old desktop had a cheap power supply fan which whined and squealed endlessly, slowly eroding my sanity.

I still plan to replace the fan and upgrade the desktop for gaming, but that will have to wait for the next series of paychecks. Despite my nerdly heritage, I am not as gadget happy as some. I still don't own a mobile phone or PDA.

Anyway a few links to share with my tiny audience:

Posted by Pace Arko at 1:32 AM on February 13, 2004

First Post of the New Year

Let's have a show of hands. How many of you out there think that "Spirit" and "Opportunity" are incredibly stupid names for the rovers now photographing and crawling around Mars? The first one sounds like a glee club from high school and the second sounds like some vague and visionary investment commercial.

Robots shouldn't be given names like this. Voyager, Explorer, Zond, Lunakhod, Cassini, Mitner--these are names that make sense. Name them after scientists, name them with nouns that suggest science and exploration, name them after their specific function or just name them with abbreviations and numbers.

Changing the subject, a friend of mine pointed to me to an ASCII art version of Star Wars: A New Hope.

Argh. I probably should be in bed by now.

Posted by Pace Arko at 4:28 AM on January 6, 2004

Excel games, the definition of noise, CSS selectors and screen captures

Posted by Pace Arko at 5:08 AM on December 3, 2003

Smalley Speaks, Roman Geeks and Safari Peeks

Posted by Pace Arko at 4:47 PM on December 1, 2003

Hilbert, hacking novelty items and hardcover books

Posted by Pace Arko at 9:07 AM on November 29, 2003 | Comments (2)

Video Phone!

So around noon yesterday, I bought a cheap video capture device. I did this to let someone remotely sit in on one of my gaming sessions. It was pretty fun but also pretty distracting, what with technical hitches and all. Of course now that I have the thing, I really don't know what else to do with it. My photographic exhibitionism is exactly nil. So far the only utility I can see to the thing is teleconferencing in game sessions. But then it also took me a few years to see the utility of scanners too.

Posted by Pace Arko at 4:29 AM on November 9, 2003

By Way of DiveintoMark's RSS Feed

Posted by Pace Arko at 11:19 PM on October 18, 2003

It makes a lot of sense when you think about it.

Although I haven't signed up with these folks, I think that mentally I've been a member of the Voluntary Human Extinction MovemenT (VHEMT) for many years now. We should stop breeding and get off the planet. That's the only way the ecosystem is going to recover. I found these folks by way of this interesting interview on The Speculist.

Posted by Pace Arko at 4:18 AM on October 18, 2003

In Honor of Bastille Day

A little fireworks java applet for ya! Courtesy of da Lawman!

Posted by Pace Arko at 4:48 PM on July 14, 2003

Something I should have done a long time ago

Ever since I left the Company that Shall Not be Named back in July of 2000 I've been failing to do something: set up my own proprietorship. Since 1996 until I left I was what they call a permatemp.

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Posted by Pace Arko at 4:04 PM on April 15, 2003

Hofstadter's Title

Anyway, I've been busy this last week with work, mostly adding a bunch of content to Blinksoft and doing some network administration for a doctor's office, so I haven't really had time to post here.

Work on the Greymatter update continues however. Sockmonk now has a TODO List going.

Well, he dragged the rest of us kicking and screaming into his little adventure, but George finally got the war he wanted, that he has wanted since before he was president. Luckily we've got someone to double check the 'Gon's assessments of collateral damage. I guess I am mostly worried about what's going to happen after it's over. I am skeptical that the US really has the will and commitment to build a stable and democratic Iraq. It will take us years, infinite patience and lots of money. I also hope that rational heads will prevail and repair the rifts with our allies and the UN. Jingoism aside, we simply cannot afford to go it alone or to be the world's pariah. This was the main thing that ticked me off about George's handling of this whole affair, the fact that he alienated our allies and the UN.

Posted by Pace Arko at 10:11 AM on March 26, 2003

Interabang sent us this one

As has been mentioned, I am skeptical guy. For example, I laughed very smugly at that Southpark episode that lambasted John Edwards. Anyway, the proprietor of !?, another ardent skeptic searching for likeminded folks, recommended that I visit the Ontario Skeptics site and perhaps drop a little science on the site board.

Posted by Pace Arko at 10:29 AM on March 18, 2003

One can only hope this will end up in Memepool one day

I worked at the Lazy M Ranch in one capacity or another for four years and I saw first hand how the best brains of my time were warped beyond all recognition while there. As an example of this, allow me to point you towards the coat-hanger xmas tree.

Posted by Pace Arko at 7:06 PM on February 12, 2003

Been waiting for this for a long time

Progress continues to be made on robot cars--cars that drive themselves. Like I've said many times, human are just not reliable enough to be put in charge of a tonne or so of steel and plastic.

Posted by Pace Arko at 9:57 PM on February 6, 2003

Imagine this as a transition

So I got flattened by a chest cold and only now have I got the motivation to write here again.

Posted by Pace Arko at 8:44 AM on January 16, 2003

Vibrating wires, teeth from stem cells and Web accessibility

Posted by Pace Arko at 11:29 PM on December 13, 2002

Spam and solar energy

Posted by Pace Arko at 10:02 PM on December 10, 2002

Web accessibility, virus throttles and QC errors

Posted by Pace Arko at 9:04 PM on December 9, 2002

Trains, Laces and silly Web tricks

Posted by Pace Arko at 10:02 AM on December 5, 2002

Microsoft PCMS, Phreaking, The Temple of Mank

Posted by Pace Arko at 2:18 PM on November 2, 2002

Junkbuster Update and the Human Clock

Posted by Pace Arko at 9:18 AM on October 30, 2002

Pretty soon all the kids will be doing this.

A senatorial candidate in Montana, after a few years of imbibing colloidal silver, turns his skin blue permanently. Maybe it's just me but, why isn't it surprising that his party afiliation is Libertarian?

Posted by Pace Arko at 10:29 PM on October 9, 2002

Baby Screams, Fuel Cells, Paranoia and the Semantic Web

Over the last few weeks I read:

And of course this entry wouldn't be complete without some paranoia on parade!

Posted by Pace Arko at 9:43 AM on July 5, 2002

Happy Fishbowls, Snow Crystals and Fame

Posted by Pace Arko at 8:41 PM on June 14, 2002

Transformers, Web Design and ASCII Art

Web building:

Unclassifiable:

Posted by Pace Arko at 9:32 AM on June 13, 2002

Radio by photolith, forensics, Web comics as unintentional biography

May was a very busy month for me so, most of the entries this month consisted of links with little commentary. (Actually now that I think of it most of my journal consists of this type of entry.) And this is one is the same:

Posted by Pace Arko at 11:59 PM on May 29, 2002

Can advertising work in these modern times?

So I just read the PBS is in a decline now that cable has stolen away some it's audience with high quality, yet ad supported content--A&E, AMC, the History Channel, etc. Also I've read a good summary about how some cable content providers are preventing DVRs from skipping ads. So despite all this new technology, the really revolutionary idea, ad-free subscription content, may never actually work.

So much for the Internet liberating us. Sigh. Can't anyone make this business model work?

Posted by Pace Arko at 7:54 PM on May 14, 2002

Son of Linkage

Posted by Pace Arko at 11:23 PM on April 23, 2002

Various Linkage

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Two Interesting Links

Posted by Pace Arko at 11:44 AM on April 3, 2002

Links!

Posted by Pace Arko at 3:11 PM on March 20, 2002

Lego: The Best Toy in the World

When I was a kid back in the Seventies, they just started to import these really neat robot toys and models from Japan. This was about twenty years before the word anime came into the common English. Anyway there's this guy named Sun Yun who builds robots, in the Japanese science fiction style, out of Lego. Apparently he's not the only one.

Lego is ideal medium for building robots, as anyone whose ever played with MindStorms has found out. I've read that lots of budding engineers at MIT use it all the time.

Posted by Pace Arko at 7:08 AM on February 24, 2002

Hard to explain why this one appealed to me--

The novelty of combining the Dead Kennedys and the Daleks, must be rewarded! I'm sure the UK kid who put this thing together probably barely remembers such misunderstood Seventies/Eighties icons as Tom Baker, Battlestar Galactica, Yoda and Jello Biafra.

Posted by Pace Arko at 6:27 AM on February 12, 2002

Neat Stuff

Here are two reasons why my decision to finally get DSL was a good thing:

Posted by Pace Arko at 9:10 AM on January 23, 2002

The New Year Brings in Big Change

Last Wednesday I self-installed DSL so, now I am downloading with the best. The following day, prior to departing for his fact finding tour of the ATO, the Baka shipped us some truly scary hardware to work with. Currently our technicians are engaged in extensive server and facilities administration. The results of these changes will be subtle at first but of growing significance.

Posted by Pace Arko at 8:43 PM on January 7, 2002

Two neat pages I just couldn't pass up.

Remember wrist rockets? They were hand catapults braced against the wrist for better leverage. Anyway, there is now a company that sells wristwatches with tiny catapults that fire tiny copper beads. Playing with one of these in a company meeting room would probably get you fired and sued for injuries.

I must admit, when I was younger, I entertained the urge to learn pratfalls and mock combat. Ever since I saw that DEVO video where the guy flips, back first, head over heals onto his back, I wanted to be that graceful. All those early breakdancing vids drove my ambition too. Of course I never did learn the art of pratfall but I did, years later, find a page with detailed instructions on how to fall down stairs without hurting yourself seriously.

Posted by Pace Arko at 4:31 PM on December 19, 2001

Links! Links! Links!

Posted by Pace Arko at 9:25 AM on December 19, 2001

"...the hours in an offhand way."

Another link round up:

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Posted by Pace Arko at 8:35 AM on December 9, 2001

Ho. ho. ho.

I notice that I am not a daily poster in this web log. I tend to hold off on things until I have something interesting to write about and even then most of the links here are dreck anyway.

I don't think I could sustain a daily or hourly posting schedule. I try to avoid most political and personal stuff. There are other smarter people than me, who state my opinions on most matters better than I can. I love to rant about arcana but I am not really a pundit. Being an opinion maker or analyst means taking a stand on something and that means risking being wrong. I hate being wrong, like most of us, and so I'd rather not go on the record publically about something.

Posted by Pace Arko at 7:41 PM on December 4, 2001

Some Interesting Stuff My Friends Sent Me

The Mir incinerated many months ago but a friend sent me an old page about about a mold that lived off the glass, metal, cosmonaut detritus and synthetic materials of the Mir station. I remember reading about a mold that grows on camera lenses many years ago but the adatibility of fungus always amazes me.

Another friend sent me a page about magic square arrays and the ancient European, Chinese, Jain, Jewish and Muslim numerologies--not that I put any belief in numerology--but the math is interesting.

Posted by Pace Arko at 1:52 PM on November 29, 2001

Links! Links! Links!

Posted by Pace Arko at 3:35 PM on November 26, 2001

Yet another link round up

After a brief flurry of interest in the early ninties, haptics, telepresence and VR have continued to quietly advance. Of course the Department of Defense has been spending a lot of money on this research.

In order to buy itself respect among the affluent kids of the planet, Micrsoft has taken to advertising Xbox via graffiti, following IBM's lead. Of course Adbusters probably has a lot to say about this attempt by global corporations to buy hip.

Speaking of ads, more companies are following Google's lead in paying for text-based ad links on the Web. At the same time some have proposed using META values to decrease a page's relevence in specific keyword searches.

Posted by Pace Arko at 3:18 PM on November 26, 2001

Insomnia

I found all these links over the last month or so. I couldn't sleep so I decided to post them here.

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Another Useless Word

After a day of dinking around with PHP script on one of my client's servers and just a few minutes ago after reading a page, I came across the the word "technologist."

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Posted by Pace Arko at 2:25 AM on November 6, 2001

That Little Penguin with the Wraparounds

Mr. Tomorrow never misses an ironic angle. For example, now that the Taliban and Mr. bin Laden are "Public Enemy Number One," what is our duty as patriots?

Posted by Pace Arko at 4:38 PM on October 23, 2001

Will Rubber Bands Be Banned From Airlines?

While Surfing through Blogdex, I found a page about fighting with rubber bands. Not that I condone such behavior (Especially since, as a nerd, I never was very good at shooting rubber bands in grade school.)--but the page has a certain nerdish appeal in that it decribes the techniques and technology in exhaustive detail.

Posted by Pace Arko at 4:32 PM on October 23, 2001 | Comments (1)

No commentary, just links

Posted by Pace Arko at 3:12 PM on October 11, 2001

Language Perplexities

Here's a question: How come we don't say "Czechia," "Czechland" or just "Czech" as opposed to "Czech Republic?" French come from France. Japanese come from Japan. Argentines come from Argentina. Poles come from Poland. Slovaks come from Slovakia. How come Czechs don't come from Czechia? Didn't they ever figure out the proper word ending for the name of the land of Czechs? What's the deal?

Another thing I find annoying is the Internet slang term, newbie. I hate this word. It's too cutsie--sort of like webmaster is too cutsie--smacks of AOL and Compuserve. Why aren't perfectly servicable words like neophyte, greenhorn and novice sufficient?

I also loath all those recently coined chat acronyms like LOL, IIRC, FWIW, RTFM and so on. I prefer to write all my cliches and phrases out in full, TYVM!

Posted by Pace Arko at 8:54 AM on October 8, 2001 | Comments (3)

Business Models Continue to Fail on the Internet

The content here is free. However I get some of this content from other sources which have to pay for it somehow. Advertising, despite becoming more and more obnoxious in its presence, doesn't seem to be able to cut it. Is this the end of free content on the Internet?

Posted by Pace Arko at 9:35 AM on September 26, 2001

Odinmank Should Like This

Back in the late Eighties, a soon to be old dear friend of mine introduced me to the Flaming Carrot. My sensibilities have been warped ever since.

Posted by Pace Arko at 3:16 PM on June 13, 2001

Neat little single panel Web comic I found.

What I need is some more commentary on this site. Hmm. Maybe I should have two sites. A personal site and professional site. Have to think about that.

Anyway, in the spirit of Gary Larson, B Kliban and Gahan Wilson is The Parking Lot is Full. PLIF explains why the afterlife is overrated and Christmas presents involving severely distorted spacetime.

Posted by Pace Arko at 6:49 AM on June 11, 2001

Some weird links sent to me by friends

Mr. Gamut sent me a story about a boyscout who tried to build a breeder reactor in his mother's backyard shed.

Lord Odinmank sent me the result of using Lego to pry into secrets humanity was not meant to know.

I found a story about some nerds from IBM and Cambridge University who managed to coax carbon nanotubes to grow in coherent, extremely pure, crystals--more shades of nano.

For better or worse, humans love to tinker.

Posted by Pace Arko at 9:04 PM on June 5, 2001

A Note from One of Our Chief Scientists, Victor Von Doom

This is a public announcement! Do not enter the main factory! Apparently, a misplaced plutonium bolt has mutated serveral termites into giant, man-eating monsters! We repeat, do not enter the main factory building! Our last testing cow came out 30 senconds later with no marrow at all! This has been a public service announcement from Victor Von Doom, representing your friends at Farlops Industries.

Posted by Pace Arko at 3:56 PM on May 28, 2001 | Comments (1)

Noteworthy links

Today a friend sent me The Silicon Graphics Refrigerator Project. And last night I finished tweaking this page of images.

Joe Bob says check it out.

Posted by Pace Arko at 12:55 PM on March 29, 2001

Just coined some slang!

You know those wireless gadgets with the little thumb keyboards that people use to send e-mail and chat with? I've decided to call those "mbiras." An mbira is an African musical instrument, most commonly found in Zimbabwe, that is held in the hands and plucked with the thumbs. Seeing a friend use one these things reminded me of an mbira player so the name stuck in my mind.

Please feel free to use my coinage.

Posted by Pace Arko at 1:14 AM on March 23, 2001

Mad Scientists Take Note

Memepool is a great source for obscure, interesting and useful pages on a wide array of subects. The gadget section and the science section ought to be required reading for any MIT hopeful.

Posted by Pace Arko at 1:40 PM on March 22, 2001

Things Every Superhero Should Know

How do you build a superhero base?

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Posted by Pace Arko at 1:58 AM on March 22, 2001

The Glory that Was Meroë

1668 BCE: Freed from Egyptian domination, two Nubian kingdoms unify into one state, known to the Egyptians as Kush, with its capitol at Kerma. Currently Egypt is in decline and is ruled by foreign invaders: the Hyksos.

1700-1400 BCE: Minoan culture reaches its apex.

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Posted by Pace Arko at 9:01 AM on January 17, 2001

Alternate, Alternate Histories

I'm tired of what-if stories about the Second World War and the Civil War. Those are allohistories that have been fictionally done to death. I'd like to see something different.

I graduated from university with a degree in history. I did three years of physics, astronomy and mathematics but, in the end, I was too lazy to complete a degree in that so, in order to get out of university as quickly as possible, I chose history because, out all things I had distribution courses in, it was the one subject I disliked the least.

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Posted by Pace Arko at 8:03 AM on January 17, 2001

Thoughts to Spur Discussion

Or, what few, vapid ideas Mr. Farlops could think of to spur discussion in his bulletin board.

History is not a fractal and history is not a cycle. History is an infinite landscape that always changes, and while looking self-similar in parts, never repeats. Progress doesn't lead to some final resolution. Progress replaces old problems with new ones.

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Posted by Pace Arko at 5:46 AM on August 5, 1999

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