There are still things that are impossible to find on the Internet.

For example, I tried searching for the lyrics to Chris Knox‘s “Flaky Pastry” with no success. Damn. I really wanted to know those lyrics. The connection might be weak, but I blame the Music Industry’s paranoia about intellectual property for this!

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The Best of Use of Business Cards I've Ever Seen!

Hugh Macleod may give us starkly elegant art and cartoons on the back of business cards but, Dr. Jeannine Mosely wants to build a depth three Menger Sponge out of business cards!

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He's built for the future

There’s been a lot of speculation about rejuvenation and longevity on the sites I’ve been reading during this month. Medical technology continues to relentlessly advance–today’s speculation, tomorrow’s reality. So what do I think about this? More accurately, since I’ve been thinking about it for a very long time, what have I thought about this?

Like many nerds, I grew up with an overdeveloped love of the future and early on I was very intrested in science and science fiction. In some stories I read, there were frozen corpses that were revived to active life by advanced technology. But it wasn’t until the late eighties, after I had just graduated from college, that I learned of the way this might actually be done: nanoscopic robots would repair the ice damaged cells, atom by atom. Anyway, this was a revelation to me and I began reassess my young life. Or more accurately, certain trends that I already begun had became more magnified.

I was always a very risk-averse person and the prospect of living long enough to see these rejuvenation breakthroughs only gave me a rationale for the rather timid lifestyle I had already chosen. I was already obssessed with the impact my life in the post-industrial world had on the environment. I had, as many young nerds often do, assumed that breeding in the suburbs just wasn’t the lifestyle for me. I began to think about the stories of I’ve read, the threats and cautions that were made.

The Risk of Overpopulation

I think this one is pretty hollow. First off, rejuvenation is going to be expensive and limited to start with. This means that it’s going to be limited to people who probably don’t breed a lot anyway. There is a very strong correlation between high standards of living and low birth rate, just look at the richer parts of Europe, North America or Asia. If most of your material needs, and desires, are met and, if you have the prospect for a very long and very healthy life, you might be less inclined towards making vague replacements for yourself. What may happen is the stereotypical disinclination towards commitment found in youth may combine with the stereotypical jadedness of adulthood. Making children requires both commitment and a vague faith that they will have it better than you did. These two motivations may be missing in long-lived, perpetually young people. They may remember what it was like to raise children and decide that it’s no longer that interesting. Their rejuvenated brains may not have the patience that child raising requires. I could be wrong but I think that population will stabilize and perhaps slowly begin to decline (Given disasters, war, etc.) after longevity and rejuvenation become common.

The Treatments will be Restricted to the Rich.

Initially this will be true but, costs will eventually decline. There is also a key thing that alarmists fail to note: social entitlements for the infirm elderly are expensive. Governments around the world will find it cheaper to subsidize rejuvenation treatments to the elderly then to continue stipends, pensions and other entitlements. “Well, you have two choices: Stay old and on the public dole or take this treatment and go back to work again.” Some may take the former for religious reasons but, I think many, perhaps most, will take the latter. Eventually most of us, even in the developing world, will have access to rejuvenation simply because it’s cheaper to have healthy young citizens than an aging, infirm population.

It will Warp Our Minds and Our Society

This one is tricky and has no easy answers. Sometimes the most pervasive and persistent effects on society are also the most subtle and unexpected. Who, in the XIX century, could have imagined the decline in birthrates as contraceptive technology, woman’s rights, women’s affluence and improved education became common? Will long life destroy ambition? Will the hormones of rejuvenated brains revert us to foolish show offs? Or will it just be more of the same? Will we go through centuries long phases making and discarding whole lifestyles endlessly? Will it turn us into nihilistic suicides? Will it make us so afraid of risk that technical progress stops?

But What About Me, Personally?

Well, I haven’t signed up for Alcor just yet but, then I don’t even have health insurance. At this point I think the later is more important for my survival than the former. Still, I’ve seen a lot of friends and relatives die of old age over these last forty years. What makes me hesitate in some of these choices is that I am afraid what my friends, family and strangers will think. Do I really want the controversy of Ted Williams? Will my friends think I am monumentally selfish for wanting this? Will it affect my employment prospects if my bosses learn of my eccentric choices?

So currently I am avoiding making certain decisions. This is a normal pattern for me. I continue to try to take good care of myself but I really haven’t publicly and loudly declared my commitment to belief that rejuvenation will be commonplace within the next few decades. I suppose if I were really consistent, I’d have myself sterilized and council others to do likewise but, I’m not much of leader or converter. I’m a ranter but these rants are mostly irritating, boring compliants lacking any personal commitment to fix the world. Making commitments and decisions is very hard for me. I fear and dislike giving up options. But I’ve known about these technological potentials for a long time and, now that things are building up, maybe it’s time I take some public and firm choices.

As said, I’m a nerd. I’ve been waiting for the future for a long time. Now that it’s beginning to show up, perhaps I should jump into it.

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Converting JavaScript to VBScript

Now obviously VBScript isn’t standard but, it seems that there are so many client-side scripts these days to overcome IE6’s increasingly plain shortcomings on Web standards. Most of these scripts are DOM compliant and are in JavaScript but since they should only apply to IE why not put them all in VBScript since it’s Microsoft’s browser that’s broken? Thus we can avoid the sniffing since all other browsers can’t parse VBScript.

I’ve been building a file to fix IE’s broken standards support, all of these hacks are in JavaScript (Actually a lot of it is in MS’s dialect, jscript.) so far. But since they are all for IE, why not just code them VBScript? When Microsoft finally gets a better browser out, the file can be scrapped. So this is my new project, if I ever get around to it.

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Don't open attachments today at all!

Even if you are clever in a security sense. The Mydoom mail worm has been spreading and proliferating since late Monday night, here in the western United States. Even here at the mighty research laboratory of Farlops Industries, we got hit with some spores! Luckily we didn’t activate them and thus spread the contagion. The worm is insidious because it doesn’t rely on the usual social engineering–update your immune-ware and treat all attachments as suspect. Scan first, even if you expected them!

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What is that gobbledygook at the bottom of your mail?

A few months ago I made a change to my mail client, something that I had been dithering over for years since getting on the Internet. Now, when I send out text e-mail (I avoid using HTML-based mail for good reasons.), this tool adds a long, seemingly patternless, string of strange characters at the bottom of my mail. People have been asking what that is. It’s my PGP digital signature (Which is related to my PGP public key.) and I’ve been meaning to have one for many years. Anyone else who uses PGP can now exchange public keys with me and we can send encrypted mail to each other. Very useful for sending passwords, credit card numbers and other privileged information. Given that I am paid to worry about this stuff, I figured I should practice what I preach.

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Gentlemen and Ladies–

The Business Case for Web Accessibility.

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Molecular Manufacturing

Not that anybody who reads this really cares, but I’ve decided to stop using the word “nanotechnology.” 2003, some might even say that 2002, could be thought of as the year that nanotechnology broke into the mainstream. 2003 could also be the year that nanotechnology got continuously redefined into meaninglessness. The informed, of which I can safely count myself as one, know that which is being used to sell pants is not the same sort of thing that Feynman, Drexler, Merkle and many others described back in the 1980’s and earlier. The stuff that’s being touted as nanotechnology these days is actually better described as the use of nanoscale particles, in other words, mere refinement of ordinary materials science. The stuff that the some environmentalists have expressed concerns over last year isn’t really that much different from asbestos or PCB’s–they may be nanoscopic particles, they may be molecules hitherto unseen in nature, but it’s still, mostly, ordinary bulk materials and ordinary chemistry.

This isn’t what I’m talking about. What I am talking about, and what I plan to label as such from now on, is mechanosynthesis. This is what Feynman was talking about in his 1959 lecture. It’s molecular manufacturing and people still don’t believe it’s feasible despite all this hype about nanotechnology. So that’s why I’m no longer using the word nanotechnology, I don’t know what that word means anymore. All I know is that it’s not what I am talking about. In a sense, and perhaps this is a matter of some success, we’ve arrived at the same point as artificial intelligence back in the 1980’s: artificial intelligence is that which hasn’t been done yet–making machines conscious.

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It's MLK day, I don't work

Today and in years past I’ve honored Reverend King by not working on MLK Day. As I have stated, I care more about this day more then other holidays of this country. To me it’s at least as important as the Forth because in the end what King had to say, what he fought for and what happened to him was just as defining as for this country as World War II, the Civil War, the Constitution or the War of Independence. What does it really mean to be citizen of this country? What really matters? What should we be proud of? What should we fight against? What is left to be done?

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Ball tally clocks

A relative gave me a ball tally clock for Christmas and now my office percolates to the rattle of steel balls marking the advance of time. It sort of sounds like the servomotors inside a video cassette player or sheet printer and it reminds me of what the really old iron must of sounded like when it attempted to extract pi to a thousand decimal places. Some people call these clocks ball clocks but I don’t think that’s accurate. It’s better to say ball tally clock since the balls aren’t really part of the timing mechanism. All they do is tally the minutes and hours; they are just a display mechanism. They are no more essential to the measurement of time then the little wooden birds are to cuckoo clocks. Even so, ball tally clocks are deceptively simple. It turns out that they are not always easy to represent programmatically. After giving this gift to me, my relative and I discussed what sort of life cycle a marked ball would have in the mechanism and would it depend on its position. To our annoyance we discovered that my ball tally clock introduces some chaos on the finally tally tray, where the trigger ball might insert itself randomly into the tally balls.

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