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August 1999

Militant Extremists To Radically Impose Conversion (METRIC)

Or, why I decided to form a terrorist cell to serve a sadly neglected cause Okay. How many of you remember when they promised us in grade school, back in the Seventies, that they’d convert this country over to the metric system by the time we were in college? Remember that? Remember the “brave new [...]

Thoughts to Spur Discussion

Or, what few, vapid ideas Mr. Farlops could think of to spur discussion in his bulletin board. History is not a fractal and history is not a cycle. History is an infinite landscape that always changes, and while looking self-similar in parts, never repeats. Progress doesn’t lead to some final resolution. Progress replaces old problems [...]