Pre-thanksgiving rant

I never liked Thanksgiving food. I mean I’ll eat it, but I don’t like it. The trouble with t-day is that it’s too close to c-day, the official Cadillac of all holidays. If I need to reduce my karmic debt with my friends and family, I have plenty of other times during the year to do that, so if I make the rounds on c-day and new years, why do thanksgiving with them? Now my opinion of t-day would be much, much higher if it just had some decent food to eat. Gimme falafel, gimme sushi, gimme palak paneer, give me lots and lots of pesto or salsa and then be thankful! Why couldn’t the Puritans have come from India, Mali or Italy as opposed to the UK? I’ve tasted some east coast Native American food and it wasn’t very hot to start with. It’s like the food of the UK combined with food of the Narraganset and Wampanoag in a terrible car wreck and now we all have to suffer through it.

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