Space Colonization

I’ve commented on this before but Bush’s recent big promises for piloted missions to the moon and mars prompts me to comment again.

This is going to take so long, cost so much money and yield so little permanency, that the governments of Earth may as well focus on a much grander and longer term goal that will finally answer the only logical reason for humans to be in space: Colonization.

To do this, money would be better spent on building space elevators (Look that up if you don’t know what that is.), improved robotics and artificial intelligence (For example, building autonomous, self-reproducing factories that can refine asteroidal and lunar materials and build infrastructure.) and learning how to radically alter human biology so we can thrive permanently in the hostile environments elsewhere in the solar system. Changing humans will be easier than terraforming Mars or Venus. A much more useful goal for human spaceflight would be the construction of a permanent colony in the Lagrange Points between Earth and the Moon. How’s that for a long term goal? It’s the only one that makes sense, because the robots will always have exploration and science locked up, especially with the use of telepresence.

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The new year brings in the same depressing lack of progress

On Monday I just got back from a vacation down in Oregon–watched a lot of cable television while down there. I noticed that channels seem to be subdividing into het male and het female. Or something like that. For example, HGTV seems to be more of a female sort of channel, with scrapbooking and quilting shows, as if men never do these sorts of things. But that’s not really true. I mean guys (both straight and gay) can get into gardening and house repair and improvement. Some guys love to geek out about plumbing, electrics and woodworking. TechTV on the other hand seems to be pretty heavily geared towards young heterosexual men.

Many of it’s programs suffer from what I dub the “Barnes and Noble Syndrome.” BANS refers to the disturbing staff decisions found at new BN stories that invade neighborhoods and crush local bookstores. Have you ever noticed this? Go into a brand new Barnes in your town and take a look at the staff. What you’ll find, and it wasn’t me that noticed this right off, it was the women I was with, is that a lot of the men are in their middle ages and a lot of the women are in their early twenties. Pretty spooky and rather insulting really.

Anyway, TechTV seems to suffer from this too. As you watch, you begin to notice that many of the shows on that network consist of lots of guys in their late twenties and early thirties frothing at the mouth about gadgets and computers. Standing next to the guy, if there is anyone at all, is an attractive young woman doing a good job of feigning interest.

Luckily, I’ve grown up with real geek gals and they’re nothing like that. It’s always one of the really irritating oversights on the part of guy geeks when they complain that there no gals that are interested in the same stuff that they are interested in.

To be frank, I think the reason for this is double standard. How is it that geek guys get to look pale and greasy but the gals don’t? Most of the nerd gals I knew in my life tended to be rather mousy and rather chubby and rather pale, but devastatingly intelligent. They just weren’t fashion models. How come the male geeks don’t notice these nerdly women? It’s because they are too busy obsessing about the cheerleaders and supermodels, that’s why. Think about this for a second. While it’s certainly not true that intelligence has anything to do with appearance, there is a strong tendency that poor (Or better yet unconventional.) appearance tends to drive young children to favor other aspects and talents that they have. If you’re handsome people tend not to take you seriously, no matter deviously clever you are. Either way you are trapped. Some people are tough enough to transcend this trap but most of us are just too tired to. Not all ugly people are wise and smart and not all beautiful people are dumb and foolish but in this cruel world that seems to be the way to bet.

Anyway, TechTV seems to perpetuate all these stereotypes about male and female geeks. How come there aren’t any shows on the network hosted by aging, chubby, mousy-haired gals that grew up designing multiplexers and ham radio setups and that don’t take any crap from idiots? How come these gals don’t have a crew of young, male, swim team medalists to fawn at them? And they wonder why more women don’t become engineers and mathematicians–grumble, grumble.

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First Post of the New Year

Let’s have a show of hands. How many of you out there think that “Spirit” and “Opportunity” are incredibly stupid names for the rovers now photographing and crawling around Mars? The first one sounds like a glee club from high school and the second sounds like some vague and visionary investment commercial.

Robots shouldn’t be given names like this. Voyager, Explorer, Zond, Lunakhod, Cassini, Mitner–these are names that make sense. Name them after scientists, name them with nouns that suggest science and exploration, name them after their specific function or just name them with abbreviations and numbers.

Changing the subject, a friend of mine pointed to me to an ASCII art version of Star Wars: A New Hope.

Argh. I probably should be in bed by now.

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Excel games, the definition of noise, CSS selectors and screen captures

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Smalley Speaks, Roman Geeks and Safari Peeks

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Hilbert, hacking novelty items and hardcover books

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More shop talk.

Continuing in a similar light as yesterday’s post, Mr. Pilgrim points me to more Webbish jiggery-pokery.

  • As I sort of explained in the previous post, I was once a humble web technician at The Company that Shall Not Be Named. Once I became aware of how W3C standards worked, I had to constantly struggle with said company’s code tools to generate markup I liked. Well, five years later, Microsoft finally buys the clue.
  • The use of the accesskey attribute has always been very problematic. Mr. Clark says so, I say so, and now theres a table that says so. Ever since Internet Explorer 4 started supporting, I’ve been using numbers and punctuation exclusively for accesskey values, simply because of the conflicts with different operating systems, different browser implementations and support or lack thereof in assistive technology.
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Forcing FrontPage to generate valid markup

Again this is mostly for my own benefit. Years ago, when I worked at the Company That Shall Not Be Named, I started using FrontPage simply because I didn’t know any better.

Go ahead, laugh! We all had to start somewhere. I’m sure you weren’t born spouting regular expressions and shell scripts either, weenie.

Anyway, in the middle of 1998, thanks to some inspiring articles by Web design gurus, I began to learn better. I started using all sorts of outside tools (perl-based page assembly scripts, Funduc’s SR, TidyGUI, Liam Quinn’s ARV, etc.) to correct the garbage that FrontPage and Word called markup. As the iterations of FrontPage advanced, I became very able at cleaning up the messes it made. FrontPage is terribly, tragically broken, but at least it breaks markup in a consistent way, which means it’s fixable.

Now a Dane, by the name of Michael Suodenjoki, has written some VBA code that forces FrontPage to generate valid XHTML. I just wish I’d seen this page a year ago before I commented at WDIK.

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Pre-thanksgiving rant

I never liked Thanksgiving food. I mean I’ll eat it, but I don’t like it. The trouble with t-day is that it’s too close to c-day, the official Cadillac of all holidays. If I need to reduce my karmic debt with my friends and family, I have plenty of other times during the year to do that, so if I make the rounds on c-day and new years, why do thanksgiving with them? Now my opinion of t-day would be much, much higher if it just had some decent food to eat. Gimme falafel, gimme sushi, gimme palak paneer, give me lots and lots of pesto or salsa and then be thankful! Why couldn’t the Puritans have come from India, Mali or Italy as opposed to the UK? I’ve tasted some east coast Native American food and it wasn’t very hot to start with. It’s like the food of the UK combined with food of the Narraganset and Wampanoag in a terrible car wreck and now we all have to suffer through it.

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The future is here, not exactly what you expected, huh?

So I read this post over at the Speculist that talks about the failed dreams of futurists–namely flying cars, jet packs, airships and so on. At first I decided to reply directly to the post but the post grew so long that I decided to put it here.

Basically it’s all about economics. That’s why we don’t have air cars, jet packs, supersonic passenger planes, huge superbuildings, space colonies, underwater cities and other futurist fantasies.

Flying cars

It seems to me that flying cars already exist in the form of small aircraft aviation. Just think of the small planes, helicopters and small airfields that hobbyists, government officials and large companies have for their VIPs, that’s were air cars stand today. Right now only the rich or large organizations can afford a fleet of helicopters to land and take off from office buildings. For the rest of us cars, buses, semitrucks, commercial airlines and trains are sufficient and cheap enough for our needs. There really isn’t any market or reason for the masses to own ultralights or autogyros. Until there’s a real need, there will never be air cars (Read that as “small aircraft”) that we all own and fly. Air cars already exist. Most of us just don’t need them.

Jet packs

The jet pack question really is just another form of the air car question. Is there a need for it? Cars cheaply commute, haul stuff, pick up friends and family already. Why do we need a jet pack that only flies for 20 minutes with almost no cargo capacity? The idea that’s often put forward is that we could use jet packs for short jaunts to avoid traffic jams. This is ridiculous. Imagine if everyone did that–that’s right–more traffic jams. Much better and cheaper to ride a bike instead.

From a military (or police) standpoint, jet packs make more sense. They’d allow infantry or cops to hop over obstacles or to drop surprise attacks from above, but isn’t this what paratroops do already and more cheaply? Don’t SWAT teams already rope-repel off the sides of buildings, like they did in the Blues Brothers? The scenes in Minority Report with cops jetting around still seem pretty far away, unlike those disturbing smart roads that went everywhere.

Airships and supersonic airliners

Airships have staged a comeback and have found application in some areas, which brings us back to the economic argument. Until airships can meet the needs already answered by ordinary jet airliners more efficiently, passenger airships will never return. This brings up supersonic passenger flight, the Concord hung on as long as it did because of government subsidy. The widebodies of Boeing and Airbus were cheaper and met the transoceanic markets well enough to never allow Concord to become profitable.

It seems to me for high speed, long distance travel to make sense again we have to think in very radical terms. Not that scram jet idea that Reagan proposed to the public back in the Eighties–no–how about a honeycombing the planet with evacuated maglev subways, where the cars approach spacecraft speeds? Such a system probably won’t be economically possible until nanotech make tunneling and maglev cheap enough to do it.

Space colonization

There really is only one reason for people to colonize space: to avoid having all our eggs in one basket. There never will be an economic reason for us to colonize space, ever. Asteroid mining, if it ever becomes economically necessary, can be done entirely by robots. The same applies to energy production. Overpopulation has never been solved by colonization, ever. But if we think in terms of increasing the odds of civilization to survive, asteroidal bombardment, war and terrorism involving superweapons or the death of the Sun, space colonization makes sense. So how do we make it cheap?

Simply stated, invent space elevators and re-engineer humans to survive in the harsh environments beyond earth. Doing this is far cheaper then terraforming or using rockets. Eventually the creatures that we engineer to colonize the solar system and the stars will relegate the creatures that look more or less as we do today to a minority, but by then the definition of “human” will have broadened so much as to make appearance and biology almost meaningless and our culture, which is what matters, will survive.

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